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into the magical
land of all things
Cat Ranching
You’ve entered into the
magical world of all things
Kelly
Range Kitties
FAKE FACTS
This site is dedicated to cat ranching. Cat ranching is a job that one does not go out in search of. It is a
profession that finds you. And when it finds you it robs and maimes you and convinces you that you
enjoyed it. The benefits are few but measureable. How much can be made light of the ability to
deal with whatever can come out of a cat. Urine, feces, spit, its all the same to a seasoned cat
rancher. Cat ranching is not to be confused with cat herding. Cat herders are down right crazy.
Everyone knows you can’t make a cat go anywhere thus there is no herding. Ranching on the other
hand is all about forsaking your creature comforts for that of the cat. Providing an area where the cat can
range is your primary goal. Cat ranching can be very soothing as you will go to bed each night knowing you
haven’t even cracked the surface on how you can please the cats but by golly you got tired trying. No
expensive vacations to plan, no weekend plans to form, cat ranching takes care of all of that for you by
eliminating opportunity.
WELCOME